Thoughts on Tea

I have a confession to make. I don't like tea. To me it just tastes like flavored water. And I don't like flavored water. I know that makes me a really bad Southerner. I'm pretty sure it also means I will be shunned when I show up in Wales. Therefore, I am either going to have to learn to like tea, or get really good at faking it. So my dear tea drinking friends. I am here, please convert me before I go and make the huge cultural faux pas of turning down the offer of tea. They'd kick me out before I even got in. And I would really rather not be kicked out!